Rakhi Sms Hindi

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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.

By: Komal Jain
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1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,1 banday ka nashta kam banana

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Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

By: Komal Jain
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Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:

By: Mohit Rana
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100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . sab doob gaye, kaisay? . . . pathan thay na sub, dhakka deney utar gaye

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Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

By: Mohit Rana
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In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

By: Rohit Jain
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Father asked beti: “Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?” Beti:” Maa banun gi, study karon gi, shari karon gi, bus or kia?” Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)

By: Shalini Malhotra
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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

By: Akshya Dhiman
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Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.

By: Nicky Status
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1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1 Boy:woh kion? 2 boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

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