Double Meaning Sms In Hindi

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Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..

Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,
in Adult SMS
Calcium

Apr 7

Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
in Adult SMS
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Apr 6

Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:
Doctor,
main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.
Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseel say batao.
in Adult SMS
December 22

Apr 3

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..
 Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha

ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai tongue.png

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jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo
Posted by: Adam, December 5, 6:55am

BHARWA
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BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P face-wink.png

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Agar Apna Character
Posted by: Adam, October 26, 12:18pm

Teacher says,

Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
.
Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.
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Ye Kab Hoga
Posted by: Adam, October 21, 3:39am

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
.
Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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1. Time Change
2. Weather Change. face-smile.png


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Into Small Hole
Posted by: Adam, October 21, 3:22am

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman"s breast
& enters into a small hole
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